**Observation of the day: The amount of crazy people with whom I have contact is directly proportionate to the amount of prescription drug coverage my insurance provides. God brings me all the crazy people because it only costs me $15 a month in anti-depressants and high blood pressure medicine.**
"Well I'm bipolar and havent taken my meds in a month or so. I keep thinking of killing my sister."
"I'm bipolar and right now I can't quit crying so I think you should take me home."
"I'm bipolar...that's why I pick convicts to get me pregnant. All my baby daddies are in prison."
"I'm bipolar, that's why I had sex with a midget and he got me pregnant."
"Well, I tried to kill myself this one time by jumping out of the window. Didn't work. I'm okay now, I just cut myself."
(All by different students)
"Well I flunked 3 class, big deal. Why don't I still get my grant money? WHAT? The government doesn't pay us to fail? WTF is wrong with you people?"
"Well, I need to go to Vegas to get married so I need my stifend."
"So you mean I have to payfor my books?"
"I was withdrawn from school because I just quit coming. When do I get my next stifend check?"
AND MY ALL TIME FAVORITE:
"Hey...you know you want some of dis! Come over miz patti and get some!"
Monday, August 22, 2011
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Heard at work.....
"Should I use the school's address for my home address or my home address as my home address for my FAFSA?"
"I didn't get loans. I got financial aid. It's all free. I don't have to pay anything back.'
"Obama said I go to school for free."
"I need stifend money to pay my boof rent."
"Well, I cheated on my husband with another student. My husband followed me to school and caught me making out with my new boyfriend in the parking lot."
"Well I cheated on my wife with another student. Now my wife won't give me my stepon, so you need to give me some more."
"Can I still get my stevon money if I withdraw from school?"
"Well I use my kids' social security to live on. Since that is going to end soon, Ima go to school to get paid."
The things heard in the financial aid office......
"I didn't get loans. I got financial aid. It's all free. I don't have to pay anything back.'
"Obama said I go to school for free."
"I need stifend money to pay my boof rent."
"Well, I cheated on my husband with another student. My husband followed me to school and caught me making out with my new boyfriend in the parking lot."
"Well I cheated on my wife with another student. Now my wife won't give me my stepon, so you need to give me some more."
"Can I still get my stevon money if I withdraw from school?"
"Well I use my kids' social security to live on. Since that is going to end soon, Ima go to school to get paid."
The things heard in the financial aid office......
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