"Should I use the school's address for my home address or my home address as my home address for my FAFSA?"
"I didn't get loans. I got financial aid. It's all free. I don't have to pay anything back.'
"Obama said I go to school for free."
"I need stifend money to pay my boof rent."
"Well, I cheated on my husband with another student. My husband followed me to school and caught me making out with my new boyfriend in the parking lot."
"Well I cheated on my wife with another student. Now my wife won't give me my stepon, so you need to give me some more."
"Can I still get my stevon money if I withdraw from school?"
"Well I use my kids' social security to live on. Since that is going to end soon, Ima go to school to get paid."
The things heard in the financial aid office......
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